The Origin of the Moon

I saw a dream. I took my dream and made a fold and it became a paper airplane. I walked onto a field and threw the paper airplane to the Wind. The Wind took my paper airplane where paper airplanes go. I won't go where paper airplanes go. I'll go where people go, when they go. But I did not want to go where people go when they go. I jumped on the arms of the Wind when it caught one of my paper airplanes, I lashed my tongue around the paper airplane's neck and rode the Wind to the land where paper airplanes go. In the land of the paper airplanes I unfolded all the paper airplanes and read all the dreams from which they had been folded. When I became strong enough, I called on the giant of dreams and became a flea in its armpit and threatened I would bite him if he did not take me home in his armpit. The giant of dreams sweated and shook and the sweat poured into a river and it became an ocean and I folded more dreams into paper boats that floated and became continents. I stepped onto a continent where orange trees grew, because I was hungry and I wanted to eat oranges. I went inside an orange, I peeled into it backwards through the yellow wet meat like a chicken embryo inside an egg, I sucked juice out of small yellow cells of orange meat, I had never done anything like that before. I came out of the orange and spat orange seeds from my mouth and they fell onto the dusty ground and I shat on them. My shit started to talk and prophesied that the seeds would grow into human beings and that the seed of my spit would be my destiny. I went away from that place, but my shit laughed after me so I came back and burned it because I was angry and the ash broke into dust and humans came out. Where my shit had been burned to ash humans climbed out of the ash like maggots out of old goat meat. Soon the human beings raised a great Western kingdom which grew and grew and the glassy towers climbed so high they caught the rays of the sun and the stars and they lit up the whole earth and the ocean. The whole earth and the whole ocean were now so bright there were no longer any dark places left anywhere, and no shadow, and no twilight. The glass towers of the human beings were bright and blinded me very much. Because the bright glass towers of the West made my eyes blind I went to the West and I put the glass towers of the West into my pocket, but when I was leaving the great navy of the Western sea came after me. I drank their sea empty and the ships stuck to the bottom. I watched the hollow ships, the booming floods of mud, and I saw how the breath of numberless generations left the surface of the waters like a coy, vengeful mist. A hundred years passes. A thousand. Time lost all meaning. I opened the locks and knots of my dreams, I made microphone out of a penis and I sang stories into it so they would be remembered. I sang of fire and ash and I sang of parched skin that peels away. For some reason the human beings were afraid of my voice, they did not dare listen to stories about fire and ash I had sung into my penis microphone, they were afraid that their skin might parch and peel away. A hundred thousand years passed. A million. I walked the face of the earth and sought stories to sing. I captured women and put a fence around them and a noose around their necks and I made many children with them to eat on my travels. We travelled over a desert and I struck water from the broken skull of the oldest of my women. I grew fat on the children I ate but my women became barren and I sent my dogs to hunt more women to make more children for me to eat. One day I took two children out of a woman. One of them said: You're afraid to climb into the heavens. This made me angry, so I made a ladder out of child bones and climbed into the heavens. When I had reached the heavens, the children broke my ladder. Then they went and fornicated with my women inside the fence I had put around them. I yelled for them to throw me some food but they wouldn't. I got angry and made a net out of stars and comet tails and caught the children with the net and threw the net into the ocean where they sank and drowned. My women got angry and threw rocks and burning coals at me so I took a big rock and hid behind it and stayed there. 


Bildungsroman

The clock struck and he was born. Immediately his education began. "This is a clock", his mother said. "Guk", he said. "Clock", mother said. "Guk!" he said, forcefully, and the clock struck and he was off to school. "This is the letter A. Say A", the teacher said. "Aaaa-rgh", he said, and the clock struck and he was off to the army. In the army a general said: "Attention!" He said nothing in return, turned around, walked away and bought the manual of anarchy. The manual of anarchy said: "Each and every anarchist shall go and strike only those anarchists, who do not strike themselves. Thus we shall ascertain that each and every anarchist, who does not strike himself, is not an anarchist, and vice versa: each and every non-anarchist, who does not strike himself, is an anarchist. Otherwise do as thou shalt." He burned the manual and became a monk. The monks shaved themselves bald and stared at a wall. He shaved himself bald and stared at a wall. Seven years passed. Tick tock. Wintersummer. The convent contained a courtyard. On the courtyard, a spruce-tree grew. On the spruce-tree, a bird had a nest. The bird died. He left the convent and went to work at a construction site. Timecard in hand he fell in love with a librarian, who told him to return the overdue manual of anarchy, and he didn't, and he got fined. He did not pay the fine. The love was fine but then it died. There was no coffee on the construction site. Not at even hours, nor odd. He became angry. He rebelled. He formed a resistance movement. He carbombed hotels, malls, put flags to flame. He grew a beard, so that he would look like Castro. He shaved his beard, so that he would not look like Castro. He sat in his room. He stared at a wall. The clock on the wall struck and he moved to the next phase. It is the Ides of March. Jackdaws perch on a scabby church. Thick glass distorts the view, the towers of the cathedral coil like snakes up from the stony ground, mothers and fathers of bone grown from the stones thrown by Deukalion and Pyrrha. He preaches now. Burning meteorites shoot out of his open mouth. The audience is ash. The walls wither. The end is nigh. But it does not arrive. He has come to this place, this moment, because he has not been able to pronounce the one word his mouth is destined to utter. He has denied that word until this moment. Now the time has come. He says the word. The word is the length of his life. It rings like a clock. It begins with the letter

PART Å

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The Circle of the Dragon

I have no enemies, no opposition, and as an actor and a professional I have no friends and I have no enemies in this industry, I believe all these terms are temporary in the industry, for I have sought inner peace. Jelly fish have plenty of reason to hate me. I like to taunt eagles, does 


that count? Other than that I have no enemies--all people are my brothers and sisters. Yes, all those disgusting humans. Everyone else must be destroyed. Everyone's out to get me, but I have no enemies that I know of. I'm just the guy who makes happy. Those doing bad are the enemies 

of Nigeria. They are not my enemies, because I have no enemies. I finally have enough brain to hang out with friends, listen to all types of music. I enjoy socializing with people and I love 
children very much. I work at a very responsible position and have a sexy ukrainian bride called 

Olga from Nikolaev, 19 years, hair color chestnut. I have different interests. I like reading books 
(novels), music, sport (basketball) and putting the guts back in my enemies. Because I'm a nice guy, and anyway, that's years in the past. For an unprecendented time now, I have experienced 

a world where I have no enemies and where I’m not scared of anything whilst on this drug. It 
can exist. This fearlessness comes from recognizing that everything that is, is one with me in Love. I have no enemies in the three worlds; no one is stronger than me. All the Kings and 

ministers are obedient to my call. Perhaps I am my own greatest enemy? But I have no agenda, 
so I have no enemies and indeed want to live a life without making one. For example, I did not 
know at age 12 about Palestinians, and thinking in retrospect, journalists from the magazines 

seem to cause most of the problems by their own assumptions. You know? But whatever, I have no enemies, and since God recommends that we pardon our enemies, I'm happy to find this 
opportunity for doing so. Because in the end, I agree with about 70% of everything they say. I 

too disapprove of the use of animals in non-necessary experiments, and I have never, never, judged anyone. I have no enemies in Afghanistan, or Iraq, or any other nation. I don't believe for a second all Muslims want to kill all Americans, but no condition is permanent. I hold no 

grudges, and I am ready to welcome everyone into the parade. I have never been to a frat 
party, I dislike all groups and ideologies and personal beliefs, etc. I am not an Evil Genius. I have no enemies, merely topographies of ignorance, my favourite cartoon characters are Tweety 

Bird, Grim Reeper, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange; I have no armor: I make benevolence and 
righteousness my armor. I have no castle: this is truly the dawn of a new age in computer software technology! As I wrote in a song years ago, "I have no enemies if I declare them 

friends." My reply somehow angered the stranger. "You don't understand, you primitive, 
ignorant fool," he said. "Eh, monsieur, I have no enemies", I replied, "for I am in the service of 
the parliament, which orders me to fight. Say I were recruited to go to war in Iraq. I have no 

enemies in Iraq. What would I go there to do? Kill someone else's enemies? No thanks. Look, I'll 
tell you what I told the FBI, that I have no enemies in this world other than people who know I have been active in trying to be a little rude to people I don't like. Other than that I have no 

enemies. I don’t want to kill. Do I DESIRE a world where I am powerful, instead of helpless? Do 
I DESIRE a world in which I have no enemies, and cannot sin? Hell yes, but I have no enemies. I have a lot of friends, but only a few in which I give my heart to. I'm very family orientated. I 

love children. I'm an uneducated laborer. I don't know what caused this military campaign, and 
bizarre as it may seem, I didn’t do anything to anybody. I’m just a kid whose car was stolen by someone!" "At least the Satanists want to come with us!", said the dying man. I dont know the 

motive, I dont know why, perhaps I have made carelessness my enemy. I just don't know yet!

Penile Vanilla Death Bird

It was a lonesome time of imitation 
life in front of the television
watching neighbors argue over 
Adam Brody, holding hands, 

psychopathology, how Paris Hilton's 
axe-wound tastes like French 
Death Star parts. Elmo was dieing 
in a networked space of sweet proof 

that aggressive intensive care treatment
may lead to a bird's death. Then
I found our kitten sitting cocksure 
over imagery of bad teeth, male 

phallus conspiracies with rocket 
launchers called "Democracy".  
Sure, there were penis jokes and 
yes, there was the exploitation 

of a midget, that pleasant after 
taste of goo in the tummy like
the soul was a syphilitic sore, 
or bird spit, or a peasant fucking 

the lord of the rings like a golden 
hobbit of chaos tentacle death. But 
there's no easy way to cope with 
death. Life's a raw oyster that's 

been force-fed vanilla ice cream. 
Therefore ye bandits of the night, 
name thy penis cozy, and stay 
thy sayings on't a pill to make 

our naughty prophetic hand bigger 
and harder! Rage, rage against 
the dying of the light, et cetera! 
(P.S. I have no fear of death, 

but I absolutely dread a funny 
poem about my penis' right wing 
moral stance, the so-called 
'perfectly safe' thousand-foot 

dildo cannons shooting out small 
dead animals nibbled to death 
by ducks.) ((& BTW,  I said 
I had a small penis as a joke!)) 

How to Talk to Girls on the Street

A flashplay

TRIPFAG:
Beautiful girl are so sick of love songs that melts like a snow cone in the sun. Girls feel at home when you say you want a hug sarcastically and most girls will giggle and look down when perfectly disgusting young gentlemen pass them in the street and talk all night. 

lostjudgment: 
When girls want time to talk, how do they want to do it? Do they want girl talk while their hands are busy in an activity? Why girl are so egoistic? Tell me why it is so every girl are so proudy? Why asian girl wants to eat cake off of a plate, why some nepali girl eat rubber and glass for sixty minutes a night out of that penis shape balloon looming overhead? How can guy even sleep with them? How can guy makes things right?

Patsuriku:
Girl talk on MySpace Music can be one of the most challenging and rewarding skill you can acquire during lifetime. Girl talk unleashes the 'last' prince and a bouquet. Have you finished the entire quest yet,  or are you still in the awestruck romance suspense? 

ShomaboyYuske: 
Can the rhythm girl talk, Can U Dance Can U Dig It? 

Patsuriku:
i no IT IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just talk regularly! 

TRIPFAG: 
Can a guy has a close female friend?  How can guy play hard 2 get? 

lostjudgment: 
I for one find it hard to make freinds who are girls either dating em or jsut forget about it I mean how can guy and girl just be making sense at night after and he fuck for the thousand times? And how can guy be a stubborn man and still be a good listener? How can guy proudly say, "I'm a servant!" 

Patsuriku:
I found it werd how can guy that didn't go to college be more sensitive towards girl? 

TRIPFAG: 
How does can a guy talk to a girl he likes? How can guy save you money? I need help with sexual assault?!?

Pompous Amtrak Adoption Dungeon

Pompous amtrak 
adoption dungeon. 

Patriotic lexicon 
leitmotif espionage.  

Glib velar purview 
savant. 

Earsplitting 
epistemology regalia. 

Truthful citation 
pundit medley.  

Muslim tentacle 
fatigue wit. 

Exoskeleton 
depression lotion. 

Mathematic Alaskan 
Antigone whelp.  

Euphoric histrionic 
hymnal ghost.

Debugging 
astronomy plankton. 

Surreal crucial 
optic ace cook. 

Copywrong nose-job 
reactor bitch.  

Organized silver 
mistake figurant frapper.

Boolean salvation 
connector. 

Fermion funk. 
Squill mack.

Whitney squid. 
Unkempt dolomite

theocracy. 

useless !

useless ! those 
comment are 
useless and only 
prove that our 

community is 
doom. i can see 
that it is useless 
to even try to 

build something 
with you people.
this have nothing 
to do with how 

good one is !!
can't you people 
see what is going 
on ? can't you 

people arcknowledge 
the future that 
away us ? can't 
you people 

understand that this 
non-sense need 
to stop and for 
that to happend 

we have to stand 
togetter and stop 
making fun of this 
situation ? can't 

you people give 
credit to one 
that try to make 
things move?

it is ashame to 
see my fellow turn 
this matter into 
sarcasm when it is 

a serious one !

Snakes on a Plane

I have had it with these motherfucking
snakes on this motherfucking plane!

That shit is so nasty I threw up
in my mouth a little Harry Potter

and many more fun things like music
videos and quizzes about Korean

emo schoolgirl gamers who learn
anorexic, bulimic tricks online,

talk about fucking monotonic robot
voice phones with the hardcore

mirth of a masked avenger, the
secretions and perspiration

of that howling guitar transcends
time, space and the mind while

a teenage hooker who thinks that
your attitude is a bit short-sighted

became a photo sharing award
I have forgetten how to dance to.

Yes, it's true: foreign cars are made
overseas. Love is a Many-Splendored Thing.

You poke it's belly and it says
"FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER".

Giant Bleached Whale Bones, or, Captain Ahab's Blues

Come around children and let me talk to you.
I want to talk to you about a girl.
She was my dope she was my vitamines.
She was my girl who's dad abused her
and who was in a prostitute house
and escaped. I miss the sheer vitality that
my life had around her: more wrist bands,
more excitement, more giggling,
and more 'loue'. Anyone know what
depressed means? Not muslim letters
from Ireland, that's for sure! Being
depressed means a bad road through
a jungle of elephants. Being depressed
means your brain visions sugar Prozac
vodka on Ibuprofen plums, muscle gain
without Wal-mart's economy, while everyone
else watching the parade thinks
BEER STORE BUY SIX PACK NECTAR
and you think WORLD BANK DISCUSSION
PAPUR NO. 421 or how deep-water
squids in the Pacific Northwest follow
the fish they feed on, googly-eyed Gorgon's-head
shadows in the sea... But this maneuver
only enmeshes more. It's all about what
you're prepard to lose to gain a laureled brow
in these times of hyperbolic stupidity.
I mean, I used to be powered
by whale oil for fucksake. WHALE OIL.
Then she herded me around a vast
pile of giant bleached whale bones...
not to mention the vast numbers
of squid and sea turtles tortured with
all of the alacrity of a tiger and
shot in the head with unbelievable precision.
Yet another problem solved by shooting
in the head with lasers. Way to go, humanity!
I have to say that humans have some
spazz maneuvers that are weirdly
perfectly in time with the goofy soundtrack.
But I’m digressing. There's too much to dream:
like a minstrel man, burnt-corked I'm
exploring the doldrums of my mind,
that great concourse of devils
from the ancient Elvish temple
of Galadriel. The sad news is that it
was neither magical nor elvish. There's no squid
substitute. Just me, shouting into the Void.
Where are my squid eyes when I need them?
It's so hard to explain to strangers what she loved.
She channeled her inner mermaid
and never looked sad or mad.
No wonder a tiny depression has formed
that does terrible things. At least this is what
two of my emo friends have explained to me:
you sink into a sadness not even your
closest friends know and you never come back?
How can I go on with this unfinished chapter of my life?
Will I always carry this hole with me?

Invisible Pink Unicorn War Porn

In the defense of the perverted unicorn 
sodomy enthusiast it seems like every guy 
I hear about runs raping young unicorns 
of science fiction war porn

It is the dumb sect of the invisible pink unicorn 
but are the unicorns really being raped? 
I mean, I always thought one of the major issues 
with bestiality is that unicorns are islamic hybrids 

and rape is more taboo than the N-word in the 
media. But even unicorns exist in media fantasy.
For example, Veronica Mars changed me 
into the kind of guy who helps another guy 

rape unicorn atheists who don't hate fairies, 
leprechauns, or other unicorns. Why? Because 
the bible says its okay to get away with rape 
because God got raped by unicorns 

who consider themselves feminists?
That's bullshit! The bible is a pile of paper and ink 
which the unicorn museum exposed 
to gay whispers very similar to the old fear 

about "black men" raping white women
trying to live in a warm happy dream world 
with unicorns and fairies. I think the Master of Unicorns 
feels the same way, and perhaps there will be some 

science fiction and fantasy raping of a fading 
or pure race (elf, unicorn, etc): goblin men's 
forbidden tale of incest and the strength to heal - 
BUT I UNEQUIVOCALLY CONDEMN MEN 

IN TIGHTS COUPLING WITH UNICORNS! 
Ok, I need to go look at pictures of bunnies to calm... 
It's horrible how we violate innocent things as if we were
nine Australian men convicted of raping 

a 10-year-old arctic unicorn in icy display: 
men rape impulsively and out of biological need. 
It’s normal, everyday guys make rape jokes 
about male feminists who are unicorns 

I mean I can't believe you guys are talking about 
eating the unicorn! Guys, this is biology, 
not black magic. Why, I must ask, 
must you rape living beauty?

You keep saying a unicorn's horn would prevent 
a potential vaginal, oral, or anal penetration 
by makeup, princesses and video games, 
star wars fanfiction from the mind 

of an eight year old gay boy, but I don't believe 
in unicorns, so I just go about my life as if there 
are no unicorns. But I'm not a bad guy; I'm a great guy. 
I DON'T DRAW JUST UNICORNS I draw RAPE

this is the same rationalization guys use who rape 
unicorns of a lower economic status: 
they aren’t fully human; they don’t deserve 
plaid ears and a red horn? 

A centaur would know and predict the unfair means 
guys would attempt to bring upon him. A unicorn, 
apparently, would just be naive and dancing
landscapes based on literature and classical themes, 

such as the anal rape of those little cupcakes 
I mean, I too had countless hours of fun 
hunting and killing monsters 
and other bad guys when I was young. 

I love hunting, but I do not rape unicorns!  
But I can understand why, when the black wind 
begins to blow, some people see tentacle rape, 
some see fluffy unicorns. Rape away!

The Oak King and the Holly King

Today the sky is golden 'round the sun & the Avenues 
are rosy. Hot dog carts move slowly over the hill, 
while the sound of wars floats far away. 
Fond lovers wander where, bordered round 

with oak and fir, fat sheep are served in kebab sticks. 
Today the weary shepherd pipes his mourning note:
Irony is dead! Irony is dead! 
Give thanks to our New President! 

Today my Dad's middle sister, Jen, married a shepherd
from the Old Man Winter campaign
and I yelled "I would never be fucked again!!" 
and she screamed, "So am I!" 

I was a little turned on that she would never be fucked again!!
Let's hope to God that I don't hurt anyone 
in this Era Of Hope! Either way, the old and discarded 
make way for the new Wicca Yule 

of light and renewal lighting a wheel of fire 
to symbolize the ritual combat between 
the Oak King and the Holly King,
then drove down for lunch

in Santa Monica, where the lips of Lindsay Lohan 
look today like extra underpants, full of joy with streaming
personal video blog, the cheerful sound 
of buzzing Flickr. She grabbed my throbbing cock 

& made it sing thy songs of happy cheer! Then round 
the tent of God like lambs we joyed, a blizzard of justice 
in a covenant of gay, lesbian, and bisexual love 
that never ends. Once again 

condoms are faithful to you, promise to share your plans, 
Borg Queens date Asian girls because 
they're ugly when they cry. A strange kind of 
joy in the hearts of many of us 

seek Divine Tears as bombers are at last executed 
and Country music plays like some kind of 
wonder-full diamond horses & rare kind 
of Birds. Hot Diggity! We'll never be fucked again. 

The war we'd waged together will shield us from the 
corrupting influence of a dawning apprehension of a vaster, 
unknown Political Atheism not fooled 
by promises of hope and Thoughts of Revolution -

but that's all later, folks! This is a new dawning, the hot 
bright sunny dazzling road, Obama will make us 
eat our honey and wax from the bee-hives, 
grapes from the vineyards

under the shade of a sycamore, & take his "pipe" 
out of his mouth to spit chocolate-covered mini 
pretzel twists like shepherd girls or flight 
attendants which he swallows a little. 

We'll all have better health, and fatten sooner, 
& the sound of this pipe & the ardour of the sun will 
make so that the body may form a kind of shade 
to defend the head from brain power word scramble. 

Therefore, ye Herdboys, sing thy songs of happy cheer! 
Celebrate election day, freedom instead of fascism, 
today our World of Warcraft dress is richly figured, 
paid with earnest gold! 

Sweet dreams, form a shade till the little ones weary 
no more can be merry. The sun does descend, 
the chrome pipes are long and polished bright, 
tanks like tear drops pearl white, leaves like tossed coins, 

gray cash, beach-hut with rusty eaves outworn. 
Good-night to cow and sheep, to lamb and kid!
Goodnight, our Shepherd good! 
I Hope You Dance your Dance of Yes We Can! 

And these black bodies and this sun-burnt face?
Keep them from the sheep. And if they rush in, dreadful
beasts or scary monsters, use deadly force in 
self-defence. 

Vagina Horror Detox Yurt

In a Dark Future Cyber Music Speed Geeks 
of the Toyota Black Death Sweet Ride Tribe 

fear Victorian Space-Age Pistons fueled 
by Insane Graphic repressed Memories 

of Cold Sins Woman. Electronic Home 
& Garden Imagination reigns as Nature-Based 

Penguin Ice Cream Spirituality. In yon spired 
Holly-Hock the Squirrel of sugared ANIMAL 

ANGER with Wistful Eye calls for a Comic 
Shop giggling Song powered by Interracial 

Snowboard Poppy Mom. Christmas Minibar 
Sandwich Porn Blog that totally needs 

a Vacation attacks Cult Fruit Frost Nova Nikes 
in Raw Food Trash Bin Shampoo battles. 

Girl Scout Chocolate Cream Pie Monologues 
and flexible Parenting in a Vagina Horror 

Detox Yurt & other droll Political Poo Cookies 
like Cinnamon Pony Body Lotion, Vegetarian 

Anna Karenina Hair Extensions, & very Large 
Poodle Dog Dolls evolved into Mannequins 

secretly hoping that Mojo Man from Mars 
smells of Female Agricultural Bob Dylan 

Meal Replacement Offices that grow best in 
Shade or Partial Sun make EXCELLENT 

Fight Club House Plants. A Blond Video 
Poker Market Squeeze with Big Natural Royal 

Caribbean Pepsi Chick Lit Tits gives a Lifestyle 
Christmas consulting Group Giveaway Daddy 

a Rabid War Cheerleader Chicken Hawk 
Crest-Fall and crushes the full Toffee-Nosed 

lot of Natalie Portman killer Klowns to a 
Magician's Sculpture of Nanite Butter Plaster,  

but a nine-year-old Boy picks out his Chick 
Flick Bride of Destruction, a Handmade 

Family Style Cybertronic Tinkerbell Reaper 
that switches straight to Shuttle Alt Mode 

and forcing upon his Body some Alien Shape 
ties you up and bounces on your Ding-a-Ling.

Night-blooming Cereus, Queen of the Night, 
ordains Aussie Jesuit Titanic a Novice 

Voodoo Marcel Camus. Zap City, she's so 
Pretty! The Future is Looking Mighty Cool. 

PART Ö

Thou art Man, contriv'd by Art and Baleful sorcery

Thou art man, contriv'd by art and baleful sorcery,
truant with your bed, to wed it, thy general

is my gay lover, our daughter lusty love, wrought
with things forgotten. We are so friggin gay

it's not funny. We chase pussy all the time, a babe
moulded naked hummin on de vine. She holdeth

thee in awe, more than God or war-like acts
so much applauded through the realm of France.

Face it, you got milk. Why then dost thou pine
within, why still thy outward walls should fear?

Apparel wins against the day. Make my heaven
in a lady's lap, go karting, nightclub, hotel of your

choice, and deck my body in true beauty's ornaments,
the health and pets, to witch sweet ladies with

my words and looks, a guileless ingénue in the
woods, or some sexually attractive American

athlete, who loosen your girdle to see a star, right?
Well, I'm the star, and all of you are in the chorus

when my bosom's lord, hitting home runs, sits
lightly on his throne. Lie still therefore, you human

woe, and sleep! E'en tho it grieves me sore to see
some silly soul read ashes in the fire and tell you:

"Trust not the flattering truth of sleep, the world,
my great office, the gaudy day" - so friggin' gay!

On Becoming a Wizard; or, an Ode to Aleister Crowley, a British Mountaineer

I

Just because someone says something about which you do not agree this does not make them idiots. They may have experience which you do not have and they could be representing a very important and oft-overlooked reflection. It is for this reason that it is quite difficult to be sure just who is and who is not an asshole without substance. It is for this reason that along the path of wizardry we do not burn our bridges, even while we may place small signs near them which say 'Of Uncertain Value'.

II

Suckling at the teats of masters may be important at certain stages of our growth, yet eventually we must break away from the nest, we must try out our wings, we must take risks and become reservoirs of experience and wisdom ourselves. If nothing else, through such exploits we may become humble.

III

There are emotional and imaginative approaches, dry and intellectual affairs, those based on not much experience, those based entirely on it, those who prefer their magick in armchairs, those who prefer it in Hell, in Heaven, in Space, in the Dirt, some with connections to organizations, some to traditions and some way out there in weirdsville-whoknowswhere.

IV

4 6 3 8 A B K 2 4 A L G M O R 3 Y X 24 89 R P S T O V A L. What meaneth this, o prophet? If you don't know, then EXPLORE! Find out what tastes good. Do angels and bunnies and light just turn you on? How about Alien Infestations from the Horrid Depths of Space? Strange words and weird mathematics? Just swimming in cool ponds during autumn? Sometimes settling for what comes first is not the best means of attaining any goals you may have. Do things. Try out things and above all, FAIL MISERABLY. The failure is as important as is the success. The two are ultimately a product of warped thinking anyway. Socrates said that the unexamined life is not worth living. Fly by the seat of your pants. Take risks. Just do it, dammit!

A Ballade of Efflorescent Tumescence

Heat waves, blacktop
bends, copper sun
lolling honey-scented
flowers ripened into

bright shimmer of
COMPASSION as if
you were a blue sword
and letting go,

laughter and the
children run, squeak
as pig, hiss as rain,
deep the drone

of insects' hiss floats
longer than cars.
Others oppose abortion,
whisper words of

wisdom, morning
chars the pitted sky,
hopelessness had
plagued him like

PINE-NEEDLES or
SLEEP IN THE
AFTERNOON, those
great fields of soft-edged

static; grasshoppers,
spiders, worms, the
swish of a tea kettle,
in the dark they

keep trashy big mouths
and speak about
anything! Their music's
made of memories'

cheeky toke en
route, goodnight,
goodnight, combat
baby-metric,

shimmer-fuel, the
world at large
i didn't even no the
ppl who r in my year

it's like whateva
i know it's just stupid
all round us
darkskinned males,

tall, six pack, fine
as Hell in tortured
death throes, burning
from the inside,

this is what you'd hear
in any small, rural
town: the earth is dark,
but the beetle guards

our holy ground.
Great crested mutes
hung limp in the
windless air. The bard

responds: "Let it be,
life's too short to get
so worked up over
things like this

and i was like,
whateva! cuz u
know im tight,
fool..."

To Recount the Cattle of the Sun, you must Be Wise

A certain man
puts rabbits
in a hut. Inside
the hut a hound

whose speed
increases chases
hares whose
speeds increase

as a spider
climbs the wall
each day and
slips back

down each
night. If thou
art diligent
and wise,

O Stranger,
compute the
number of the
rabbits of the

Sun the spider
climbs inside
the hut the man
is chasing in

his dreams, a
very hound to
hide the certainty
of speed.

A Day in the Life of an Information Security Investigator

Princess Diana is dead. Who's to blame?
It's simple. Ghosts, goblins and bumps in the night.

Yes, it's that time of year again
I decide I wasn't going to fix it with Feng Shui,

drink tons of shit when society is to blame. What
is going on in Paris? Am I not concerned about the

everyday? Look: riots, muslims, gangs - I don't care.
And I'm not even going to bother fixing

the various oddities that crop up under
the field of social services, or editing,

proofreading, design, HTML, drumming. I am not in
terested in your democracy! My life used to be so happy.

I could smell candles in my dreams.
It was like watching a bonfire of world illusions

and listening to the merry crackle.
I didn’t know you could have smell recall

in your dreams. For once I had no idea what to say.
But then, this pops out of my mouth,

like it was my mother: "This world has the least
possible evil and suffering in it that there can be."

How can I say something so insane?
I WAS BLESSED WITH THE SENSE

TO SMELL AND NOW IT HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY.
I WANT TO THINK POSITIVE, BUT I'M HUMAN.

Don't Blame me, Blame the Doughnut!

Hear my story and listen well;
Truth is in all that I tell:
It's Not My Fault You Suck.
That's ridiculous.

It's not my fault
my parents wanted me to apply
my own bandaid & ask God:
"Please! I just want to

know 'why' before I die."
I had no idea this thing was televised.
I had no idea where New Zealand was.
Turns out it's actually

fairly far away
from San Francisco. Where you will
get nothing and like it.
Sometimes, people say

cringe-worthy things.
I can't be held responsible
for the choices others make,
I am not acting in any way

to send you this information;
you are choosing to receive it!
After all, I onle call myself a whore
after been treated like one all my life.

And why? It just came to be.
Selling crack through an alley where the fiends rally.
Where the dealer was the president.
I didn't choose my country,

life went over me and
from the start I have had a head full of weaponry,
partly by natural boyish inclination,
partly because I didn’t choose the sleepless nights.

Things happen for a reason...
After some time of relization,
I knew that a wolf angel is not a good angel
and when you’re being told “these things happen

for a reason”, they don’t mean
the cause sense. The only certainty: uncertainty.
That's the best answer I have for now,
personally.

A Child Is a Small Cylinder

A child is usually described as being
in top playing form between the ages of 9 and 15.
Something the child really wants
is mindless fat globules
released into the bloodstream.

A child is fully trained when it can be
harnessed for work purposes during daylight hours.
A pony is no less acceptable.
The opposite of a child is every american bought or sold,
a breed of its own in a balloon race,

but a true child of our heart's content
is a small cylinder scared of balloons
whose height having been measured
on a smooth level surface
does not exceed 148cm without shoes.

A child is an eating machine, a malleable,
clean slate, a wonderful addition
to a home with or without chickens.
A child is less of a threat to the resident male
because it is sexually immature.

A child in distress is considered "rare"
and doesn't necessarily mean
it is broken and cannot be fixed.
One only has to enter the following code:
"every time you masturbate god kills a kitten".

The Elves have All Gone home to Yon Western Sea-Shores

It defies logic that a vast expanse of open ocean
in golden light, when day is wan, told you stories
Elves have sung, how shellfish thrived
in crystalline, expeditions recover sunken ships,
Ghost Archer meets Lady Rogue, now
Bramblewood is gone, elves, last we heard,
were going to the Moon, goods traded
by their ships on the husky whispering wave
now come no more. Dangermouse left
long ago. We have lost our moral compass,
the buffalo, the industry has changed,
wise men feel that all the charm is gone,
replaced with images of what we’re left,
a greenhouse to house the Eastern European
henchmen with bad teeth, Belgian Warrior
Women torrents indexed from websites,
the scars and pockmarks of our political
environment of emptiness, war-torn
social nerves like intricate pumpkin
carvings, we thought we had the neighborhood.
I had it in my hand just now. I must have
dropped it as I fell, the din on battle round me
like a stray husky, or the entrails of a moment
lost to modern thought- you realize
these plants were living, breathing, green flesh
at the time of Christ's birth, now the trees
have gone to war to render aid to the wee people
of the divine European community,
we should have worked for a better miracle,
grab a soot sample, do a snow survey,
check out all the fun games the elves
endured throughout the years, democracy
in the bazaar. Instead, we learned only after
years had passed that there was much
we did not know. Like, most of the elves are pilgrims
on their way to rejoin their gloried Sun King.
How outsiders see Elven society as near-anarchy.
Young elves jack cars, smuggle drugs, kill
other players, everything is possible as orcs,
elves and various other creatures roam the streets.
Moon Elves place a huge degree of importance
on maintaining their social structure.
They atone for their past crimes with their lives,
but never achieve their promise. It is
not their fault that there are radicals,
who cannot understand our values.
We did not know the language their warped
brains know, the grey havens, ocean-front condos,
can the elves swim? Harvest oysters
from the yon western shores? After the elves had gone,
we had to improvise and learn as we went on,
a crippled boy in the enchanted land. People
should not sleep, or take days off,
there are missions, fine-tuned over time,
motherships beyond unreal borders,
this mystery, the word "evil" or "sin".
Of evil, the Elves themselves had their own stories.
Mermaids are not gentle folk, they said.
Dwarves are not fat, will not die of thirst
as long as they have alcohol. Wood Elves
have a legend regarding the formation of wireless fashions.
Down in dim woods the bright ring that marks
the boundary of Hell tells of a demon of the TV godbox,
an evil foe, the leader of a secret phone control service,
who made plans to emerge as a global space power.
The plan involved space junk, adventures,
intelligent transportation systems, an intricate
network of libraries, healthy foods, exercise,
and a princess to destroy the Empire of Istar.
Today, the prophecies are very clear. Death flows
from the Fortress of the Old Man hidden
in the canyons of Russia. That news will come
as a shock to French oil. Then, as they grovel
for food and power, nights turn into seasons
until the origin of olive-trees merges with kangaroos,
enshrouded in a salmon-colored mist
round the tent of God like lambs we joy
& the scent hangs in the Garden & Home.
To make things scarier, some folks say
we have lost our faith, the land of our dreams
recedes from us. We have dispatched our
armies into the land of elves, more beautiful
than what we have now. This is our legacy,
we are collectively brutal monotheistic killers,
the smoking gun of a nuclear Zen Nihilism.

PART Ä

A Mouth, a Hollow, a way of Happening

Man is
dumb.

His tooth
is numb,

the eating
done,

but
memory

of meat
is null

if tongue
is glum.

Man is
a dumb,

unrun
gun,

a mouth's
murmur

that
murders.

The Black Immanuel; Or, How Three Spelunkers, 1994, found Deep chambers filled with Paintings, Engravings and Drawings created some 35 000 years Ago

Ravenna's
Christ-Apollo
famed
for

working miracles
has
flaky hair
like Alexander

in the
Issos jigsaw.
In
his

gaudy purple pallium
the bastard
Nazarethan
is

a Roman demigod,
an
alchemical
priest

come to bless
us with
a host of fish,
bread

and prayer,
transmuting
coiffured
Saviour

into
hairy
Norman
king.

A picture's map
will
edge its maker
before

pictured world;
a
time
lends from its

time.
It won't be long
till
the jewish corpses

shuffle
in their misty tomb
with
modern man

in tow,
snapshot flash,
the guard
is blind,

he turns
the boulder
over:
inside

the
king of apes,
black
Immanuel,

spits
on his haunches
into
stone

the image
of an ox
that works
a colored

miracle.
Judge him,
for he knew what he was
doing.

On Quietude & Belief in Unfounded Matters; or, Witness, O Lord, my Heart is not Haughty, nor Mine eyes Lofty

If confession is a paltry thing,
some written words upon a page,
how then shall man delete the whim
he has to turn a feeling into print?

I have no answer, nor am I in need
of one. Explanations turn sour in the end.
One cannot know what to defend
when no one says what they intend:

taste has made us love confusion,
in order to confound the critic
bent on making a conclusion.

Poetry is not the language of the heart,
ink not blood, blood not meaning.
Why do the paltry millions keep believing?

And lo, Helios told the Grieving Demeter that Hades was not Unworthy as a Consort for Persephone

The leaves race through the junk
of winter's piss as it recedes,
a drunken driver from the scene

of crime; soon gravel's squeaking
under sneakers, the football
gleaming on the grass as you sit

on your new verandah reading
letters from an ancient past.
”I don't think that anyone can

ever love me like you do". A worn
phrase began the story of your
Grecian conquest: how a prince

with white shoulders bled his
sacrificial roses on your hostel's
out-of-season discount bed of thorns.

I lost your tracks, my huntress
Proserpine, when growing reasons
with their outward-spinning wheels

crashed into me. Nothing but
this letter left, a broken branch.
I no longer trust the chance

correspondence of the skeins of
fate mapped on the veins of fickle
days that stem out of a moment's

needs; I do not miss the princess
whose arrival in my Hades freezes
trees. My Hell is me, and I am free.

Grammar; for Who Among Yourselves Is Not an Exercise in Sonnetry?

Grammar, you are nothing like the sun
that blooms our Physick. You generate
no wheat, no Hawking radiation, yet losing
you I lose lumière, gain shark death:

what use am I, if my heart bails me?
And how to understand what stupor ails thee,
if inner monologue cannot tutor
a talking cure the brain believes in?

The context of this speech is vague.
I do not know who listens, where to turn,
I've no conventions left to flesh an ear

in the abstract res of verba. No center
here, the gravity of narrative is void.
I have to stop confusing words and things.

The Garden Wall; a Variation of a Theme by Guillaume de Lorris and Jean de Meun, 1230 and 1275, Respectively

...tutta la vita e il suo travaglio
in questo seguitare una muraglia
che ha in cima cocci aguzzi di bottiglia.

Eugenio Montale


The snail that tears
its ligaments is
deaf to pain, if not
its chemicals - our

difference lieth not
in the wound
but its infliction,
for death is no prison,

& sincerity won't
purchase entrance.
The walled garden,
where roses swoon

in ennui, buds
stuck tight in stolid
hope, that one day
a hand, in bloom,

will answer all the
questions that
the palm's seed
proposes... No luck.

The garden's closed,
the soil mute, grass
has no cool thumb
to press on my hot

forehead, for walls
do not encircle or
out-gird. Fences
herd. Here, on the

wall you watch the
snailing human ocean
waving, like winds
taking sparrows

flailing hither, tither.
The gates are open,
freedom has been
given. The fall

was not the end,
redemption was no
act, man at last lies
without depth,

a frail bag of bones
upon the circle's
ledge. Who shall loosen
our tight muscles?

Prove false the
factoid geometry of
flesh? I tied the
knots myself, sat

smiling down in my
equation, and so,
for the measure
of this wall, my

right shall seek
my left, search
and turn upon
itself, with Persian

spears hither, Greek
battalions tither:
the needle's loop
the camel's leap.

A Conference of Birds; Or, On Attending an Art Exhibition in a Ducal Palace in Genoa, June 2003, During a Tour of Southern Europe

Strange birds stalked our route across
the map, odd twitters frittered sleep
in the humid climate of the hostel
beds where the ear would hear
a mimic note in them: cellphone tones,
power drills, man's plastic noise
and beeping toys interpreted by
winged, weightless minds. But man,
too, adapts to new environments
by translating the real in imitation,
as in the ducal palaces the chiaroscuro
portraits of the sprezzatura courtiers
hide sweat under the shadows of
their poses, smile at new perspectives
gained; today their citta, ancient
port of pilgrims, courts technology,
as africans are broiling in an aperture
of house and sun, gutting fish for
chinese restaurants, under bricks so
graphic black and paper white they
seem etched, not built by early
modern chisels, & centuries of smoke,
cars and birdshit, & when a timid
delegation from a conference on
deficits stops in the marble hall where
dank satin smells waft amid the artful
tension of Il Duce -lookalikes, their
pockets sing the latest ringtone hit:
Europe, a conference of mockingbirds,
a made-up map sung in the sun.

The Ducks, an Evening in July, the 1990s, a Hillock, & Details

Dog-breath July whips
our faces as
we're swishing past the
barn your dad

conserved, a souvenir
from history he
failed to live up
to. The horses in

our noses, bicycles
making awkward
noises, we pass under
the oak towards

the cooling afternoon of
pine faint through
the sloping hay into
a copse of ash,

the pond with shadows
of the ducks under
the leaves. The gun
you bought with

stolen coin is still
against my cheek,
trajectories of childhood
deeds, teenage

weeds on schoolyards
swelling with new feet
and what's between,
the certainty of

meaning that we
lived. The bullet tense
of then is echoed
in botched images

that memory is copying
in verse, forged
evidence against the
mind as master,

but no sense lasts
time's anger, the
round of ordinary
intercourse; mother

in the kitchen getting
worse; just the
darkness of the
dying birds.

Upon Reading the Poem by Auden and the Rejoinder by Randall Jarrell, Struck by a Car on October 14, 1965

A crow sits on the
scaffold of
Golgatha's collar
in the painting

by the elder
Pieter Bruegel.
The to-and-fro
travelling

of humankind is
something
in the background
of what's

happening, like a
portrait of a
count whose title
passed

onto an uncle,
but the foreground's
taken over
by the sable

fur with silver
clasp. I do not
know if the
old masters

knew of suffering.
They knew
optics, the geometry
of gesture,

what the eye, purblind,
projects onto
a canvas, but
suffering?

That's
beyond our
debating. All we
know

is this: the hangman's
mule is
scratching its behind
on bark while

the guillotine is
raised upon the square.
Further back
are

children skating.
On the
tongue of art
a taste

is forming,
an ever
refining picture
of an incidental

detail in
the scarlet
cap of the
ambassador,

a blown up
skull that
cannot be
deciphered.

"Remember
me", it grumbles,
but the
children

go on
skating, like
bits of
embalmed

lentils drying
on the canvas
tomb of
a stomach

buried in
the coffin of a
pharaoh's mummy,
and

you have to
decide, right now,
if the joke's
funny.

The Treasury of Satan, 1895; Or, on Such a Sun That Will Overcome The Evil In Our Breast

Two girls, 5 yrs
old, talking in
the swings. Do
you think

they care about
the tilt of this
our spiral
arm of stars?

Is destiny a
thing to them
like gravity,
are they alike

to seas and
moons, are men
like prawns
inside a tank

that sails adeep
a vacuum steep
adrift on
currents alien,

pawns to planets'
energies, lumps
of fleshy
animals whose

forcéd breath lifts
us and puts down,
as in a desert
full of dunes

the forms of sand
are threatening
to drown the
sand. Inertia,

things
within each other,
wholesome like a
father in a

mother's brother.
But you are
thinking
of another kind

of sin. This thing,
a girl's verve
that can serve
the gestures

of the men, curling
hair like desert
winds on shining
banks of drowning

pebbles in the sand
that we are
always trying
to find a sunken

ruin of a well
in, that's insanity.
It's like
saying only

the right kinds
of arms and
elbows lean
you tight

into them, as
if, when in
galaxies beyond
the depths of

interstellar
dunes of gas a star
is lit, that in
that unseen

geometry a
burning sword
to churn the
evil from

our breast would
form: this is
the worm, this
the great Adversary.

Only the girls
who swing
know of something
differently,

until the Great
Satan of our
Groin will claim
them as his Coin.

Ekphrasis upon a Refridgerated Piece of Meat Observed Closely One Day Last Year

You want forms
when you lose
form. Plato knew.
He loved the

idea of you, not
you. God is
in the denial of
detail, like summer

retail in the winter
wholesale.
You want forms
when you get

worms; then
everything must
go. & so religion
falls away

in July; but the
fruit runs
through. The rose
in my fingers

remembers being
fit and limber. A
tree dreams
of being timber,

sap cinder. Blood's
thinner. Spine
slimmer. Eyes
dimmer. But

Plato's through,
he's food brains
chew, like cud
buying it's way

back to corn,
ideas form in
a thousand
heads like sand

becoming gravel
of mountains
past. Deny him
this feast of the

general, death's
camouflage
universal. Dejection
needs particulars,

a heart
conditionals. Trust
not the images
of evening,

downward motion.
Death is beautiful,
a pink tongue
for breakfast.

Wrap it up and
put it in the
icebox for
later.

How We Find Ourselves Caught in the Middle of Some Things Hard to Fathom Precisely

He wanted a telescope,
or a microscope.
He wanted to be
both far and near

and to know both things
exactly. He said to me:
we must learn a new,
a whole new way of

feeling. But why did
he turn to those hoary
things, pentametric
truffaut machines

with their observation
decks attached to sub-
conscious valves of
hushed dirty zen sex?

I mean, where's the
gay bar, you ask, but
then, suddenly, you hear
something like a guitar

arpeggio, and it has
nothing to do with
anything that's come
before. And that's

why you felt as if
words got lost while
you were yelling to
the far about the

near, like other times
it's also true that other
people's emotions may
be hard or impossible

to understand. Look,
do you want me to be
consistent or do you
also find this mixture

of barely sentient and
profanely generic
moralities arousing in
a bad or good way?

I know I know... You
have no, absolutely
no idea where they are
coming from, like a

guest seated at the table
may suddenly get up,
go out, untie the horse.
But consider: a human being

can do something like
that. This kind of an
event would not be
for example when a dog

needs to pee. It's more
like when suddenly
one asks oneself whether
Norway is self-sufficient

as to oil? Crude oil?
Do I really know that?
Do I really know
which scene I'm in?

I was trying to be that
other person I was in
2004. But he's dead now,
in my brain, just like

these scenes can begin
in the middle and end
in the middle of things.
Art, perhaps, is behind

everything? Or is it just
conversation, bits of things,
pity, lint, and tears? But
is that really more than

to live? Like in a musical
when everybody starts
to sing? Yes: you can
sometimes fail in life, yr

knots can come undone,
tonsels lose their grip
on teeth & lo are words
spread out for all to see,

this bowstring that can snap,
will do, just like that, crack,
while you were stringing it.
How's that feel, champ?